Day 21,
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Just some silly nonsense created with the aid of ChatGPT...
The kittens send signals from the rooftops
capped with snow
The alley cats take positions where the mistletoe can grow
The tabby’s with the toy patrol, tangled in the tree
She doesn’t mind the jingle bells, just wants her catnip
free
She knocks down all the stockings when the humans fall
asleep
And wake to find the fireplace cold and ornaments askew
And Santa Paws comes cruising by and says, “Hey, this’ll do”
It’s cool for cats
It’s cool for cats
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The tabbies hit Mach ninety when they hear the treat bag go
They round up all the trouble in a shed behind the snow
They’re batting round the tinsel till the ribbons lock again
In and out the cardboard boxes with the numbers on their
ends
It’s funny how their humans always buy the same toy trends
And meanwhile by the fireplace there’s a couple crafty lads
Who meow like, “Feed me, feed me,” and they’re very cool for
cats
They’re cool for cats
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To change the mood a little I’m been loafing by the fire
I catch my own reflection and my fur’s a little dire
I fancy this, I fancy that, that bauble looks quite flash
I flex a little whisker and I knock a little stash
But all I get is tinsel and a glitter-covered rash
And by the time I’m sleepy, I’ve forgotten where I sat
And everybody tells me that it’s cool to be a cat
Cool for cats
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Strut about the living room, I think I’ve got some pull
I ask her lots of questions by the Christmas tinsel wall
I boop her nose for the first time, then we sneak around the
home
I’m invited to the kitchen and I steal the dog’s old bone
She likes to chase the laser, but she’s never on her own
I say, “I’ll see you later,” give a purr and little chat
But it’s not like that on the telly when it’s cool for cats
It’s cool for ca-a-a-ats |
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